Well we’re down to the last few hours of 2015. It’s been an interesting year in Hollywood. Some movies and TV shows were good, some were the second season of True Detective. Anyway, let’s get moving with our annual tradition:
2015 Was a Good Year to Be:
1) Amy Schumer
Amy Schumer had a good year. A really good year. Her Comedy Central series has been popular for a couple of years, but this year she became a movie star and got an HBO special. It certainly hasn’t been perfect, but no one on this list had a perfect year.
Sure Amazon and Hulu have arguably better content. Sure there have been a few flops among its original programming. But when Netflix hits on an original show, it changes the conversation on how we consume media. And 2015 was its best year so far, with strong debuts (Master of None, The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Daredevil, Jessica Jones) sitting alongside proven properties (Orange is the New Black, House of Cards).
The Empire of the Mouse is once again on our list. Three of the top five movies of the year (Star Wars: The Force Awakens, Inside Out, and Avengers: Age of Ultron) were made by Disney. Ant-Man and Cinderella outperformed expectations. Daredevil and Jessica Jones were well received on Netflix. Although the ratings on ABC aren’t what they used to be, it still has strong performers in Scandal, Modern Family, and How to Get Away with Murder. The only negative for Team Mickey? Tomorrowland was an embarrassing flop.
2015 Was a Bad Year to Be:
1) Adam Sandler
With the box office flop of Pixels and the failure of his Netflix series to do anything except anger people, can Mr. Sandler finally retire to enjoy his giant pile of money and stop bothering us?
2) Josh Trank
He directed the worst comic book adaptation in years (Fantastic Four) and got fired from directing a Star Wars movie before a script was even done. Full stop.
3) The DC Cinematic Universe
Has anyone seen the Batman v. Superman trailers and said, “Wow, that doesn’t look like hot dumpster fire at all!”? It’s good that the DC Television Universe is already well received, so maybe Warner Brothers can blow everything up in one of their infamous “Crisis” events and start over.
1) Best Blockbuster – Star Wars: The Force Awakens
2) Best Artistic Movie – Brooklyn
3) Best Animated Movie – Inside Out
Dispatches from the Great Ale House in the Sky
The King is playing for us tonight, as in B.B. King. His blues guitar sets the mood for our patrons this evening, and what a crowd it is. In the front row is James Horner, getting ideas for his next great score. Near the back, Maureen O’Hara and Omar Sharif look around and see a dozen of the other Golden Age leading actors. Both think on the fact that there aren’t many more coming to join them.
Meanwhile, at the bar Christopher Lee and Wes Craven are comparing notes on how to terrify people. They consider coming back as actual ghosts to haunt a house or two, but decide against it. The King’s blues are just too smooth to leave.
At a window booth, Fred Thompson is having a good chat with Ronald Reagan on the pros and cons of leaving Hollywood to become a politician. In the end, the conversation is a bit silly since there are no politics in the Great Ale House in the Sky.
Conspicuously absent tonight is Leonard Nimoy. He’s busy exploring the galaxy with chief medical officer DeForest Kelley and chief engineer James Doohan.
Live long and prosper everyone.
(c) 2015 D.G. McCabe